Fluorescent Adolescent

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BITCH.

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I like taylors socks but as always alexa chung looks amazing.i cant even explain how big my girl crush on her is.

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hey, i love you.

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I like her sock thingys

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i love em'

HEY GUYS

sorry i havent posted in like a year ive just beenn sooo busyy withh shiitttttttttt

i promise to make it up to u :) <3

loadsa luvvv-Gracie

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“Love is the scars on your knees, the leftover food in the refrigerator, the song the birds sing, the pain you inflict, the sweet nothingness which flutters from your lover’s mouth, a half-complete cigarette, the rainbow sprinkles on your cupcake, the battered package you received in the mail the other day, the sound of wind escaping through a small gap in your window, the dampness in your hair, the chipped red varnish on your fingernails, your grandmother’s musical box, the ballet shoes you’ve had since you were five, the music playing on your car stereo, the flaky paint on your walls, the tooth-fairy, your hands and the things you can make with them, the kisses you blow, the clothes you wear, the tingly feeling you get when you get touched at certain parts of your body, the tangles in your lover’s hair, sleepless nights, being desired by multiple parties, solving a mathematical problem, watching the people around you, screaming out of your window in the middle of the night, make-up sex, smudged mascara, dishevelled hair, silence, recyclable materials, trees, photosynthesis, growth, development

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THE GUIDE TO BEING SO CHOICE aka How Sloane Peterson from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Taught me how to be an Awesome Girlfriend.

Get along with his friends if you don’t get along with his friends you are done. seriously. That is number 1. Even if you think his friends are uptight weirdos or hypochondriac freaks, HEY, he is friends with them for a reason, so cut the shit. You’ve probably got some weird and crappy friends too…
Rein him in, but only when necessary you are his girlfriend, not his mother. If he wants to sing to the city on a giant float, let him do it. He’s a big man and he can deal with the consequences. You can nicely remind him, Look, if you do that there might be trouble, but if you throw a bitch fit and give him the silent treatmeant you will look fucking retarded when he has a new girlfriend on his arm from the impressive stunts he’s pulled.
Be funny “He’s licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands.” simple as that.
Be confident Look, one of the reasons Ferris loved her was because she was cool and classy lady, she didn’t stress. She uttered the words and believed “He’s gonna marry me.” She probably knows if her boyfriend was running through a backyard and saw 2 girls tanning he probably would stop and say hello, but she also knows that he would spend hours of stress and risk his neck to get her out of school to just see her. Relax. You have him. He’s not going anywhere, and if he talks to other girls who the fuck cares YOU are the one he wants to marry.
Say Eloquent Shit did Sloane ever use the word “like” as much as you do in your daily conversation? No. Drop the habit that makes you seem like a dumb valley girl and trade it for stellar vocab terms like “warmth & compassion” and “devastatingly handsome.” Once you’ve mastered talking like an adult, you’ll be able to spew pearls of poetry like “The city looks so peaceful from up here…”
Pack lightly ever notice how tiny Sloane’s purse was? The bigger the purse, the lamer the girl. Its called baggage for a reason.
Be able to keep up with the boys Hey, if you’ve got cramps, take a fucking midol and strap in. You don’t ever wanna be the girlfriend who is a drag and never wants to go out. A girl who can say she cruised with the top down in a convertible, swung by the Stock Exchange, and took in a Cubs game all in one day, is sorta girl who you wanna keep around.
Look badass in a jacket with fringeThe End.

2009-09-03T18:33:00.000-07:00

SKINS IS ON TONIGHT

SO IM HAPPY

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Wow. I love these things soo much its ridiculous and i havent had one in so long. Shit now im craving them.

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Disney gave me unrealistic expectations about love.

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Why He’s Hot:

He reads books. The ones with words, not pictures. You know what that means? That means he’s smart and will actually pay attention to everything you’re saying. He digs that you’re in college. You can have an intellectual conversation right before you fuck his brains out. That’s always nice.
He can be scruffy and rugged one day and clean cut the next. He’s like Burger King’s motto, have it your way except he’s equipped with a penis. Nom, nom? Yes, nom.
I think it’s safe to say everyone will pretend to be the quirky Zooey Deschannel for him. No matter your race or ethnicity. “hey, I’m Zooey! Let’s make out! Let’s fall in love for 500 Days and stuff”
He was like the dork in high school but the good looking dork that you secretly wanted to get with but wouldn’t admit it to your friends because well, he’s dorky and picks his nose - not discreetly. Gross? Only if he doesn’t eat his nose findings. You’re so game!
He likes indie bands. You like indie bands. Hipster heaven.

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Yes you do.

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im trying really hard not to like nick jonas, but its stuff like this that really stops me in my tracks

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i really want one of these haha.

Alexa Chung

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Alexa Chung has the best legs- EVER. I love her and her show :)

James Franco

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This is for Izzie Agnew.

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i just realized why they made rubber ducks that light up...im so doing this one of these days.

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ALWAYS.

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This is the cutest movie ever. They are both gorgeous and great actors.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlBJUt2V_YU

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Blog secret

9396.) My cat is so sexy.. Sometimes I wish he were a real person. He seems he would be the very mysterious romantic type that would sweep me off my feet.

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This picture pretty much sums up my life. yes. fuck the world.

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Possibly the hottest wildfox shoot yet. obsessed <3

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i didnt think she could get any cooler. i was majorly wrong

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Barbies: Making guys wish they were girls since 1952

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Topshop lace tank

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Whitney Port

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This is a drawing of me my friend Ellie did, I love it sooo muchh! :)

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Hotness:

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Only Agy could have lived up to this shoot...i love it. <3

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Sorry I havnt posted in a while, ive just been in beautiful pebble beach for my birthday :P

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How to become your mommas worst nightmare:

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Find a globe. Point to where you are. Now point to the exact opposite location. This is the Farthest place away from you. Figure out exactly how to get there ( this is easily done online). Write down the directions in red pen and seal them in an envelope. On the Envelope write: HOW TO GET AS FARAWAY AS POSSIBLE. Keep this envelope in a save place. You may need this in the future in case you have to escape (because of the occurrence of undesirable events, or simply the overwhelming of certain feelings over you body and mind).

Rupert Grint.

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This young man is tres tres attractif.

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My Favorite Secrets ( Reblogged from BlogSecret)

7678.) I'm religious just to spite atheists.

7672.) The night you left me, I secretly followed you home to make sure you arrived home safely.

7536.) I'm scared of myself. I'm scared of the things I'm going to do. I'm scared of the things I'm constantly thinking. I'm going crazy, and I don't what the fuck I'm going to do to change that.

6206.) I accidentally stole a bookmark from my fourth grade teacher, and I've had more guilt over that incident than any event in the past 18 years of my life.

6245.) I've been lurking on your new girlfriend's blog ever since you left for her. I think she's pathetic. You go well together. But then again, I'm the one lurking.

2009-08-02T11:48:00.000-07:00

Dumbledore: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh… “Severus” Snape. Do we have a “Severus” Snape here?

Severus Snape: It’s Severus.

Dumbledore: Oh Severus, here you go, one for you… And none for Bellatrix Lestrange, bye

Bellatrix: Who’s that from?

Severus Snape: Thanks for being such a great friend. Love, Voldemort. That’s so sweet

THIS IS MY LIFE <3

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BESSTT SCEENEE EVERRR <3

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Sid Vicious

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This was fosho the coolest moment in Skins history. i really hope these two get together the next season.

Effie + Freddie= Love

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MOi

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Cute Tattoos

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my apartment

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