Dumbledore: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh… “Severus” Snape. Do we have a “Severus” Snape here?

Severus Snape: It’s Severus.

Dumbledore: Oh Severus, here you go, one for you… And none for Bellatrix Lestrange, bye

Bellatrix: Who’s that from?

Severus Snape: Thanks for being such a great friend. Love, Voldemort. That’s so sweet

THIS IS MY LIFE <3