Why He’s Hot:

1. He reads books. The ones with words, not pictures. You know what that means? That means he’s smart and will actually pay attention to everything you’re saying. He digs that you’re in college. You can have an intellectual conversation right before you fuck his brains out. That’s always nice.
2. He can be scruffy and rugged one day and clean cut the next. He’s like Burger King’s motto, have it your way except he’s equipped with a penis. Nom, nom? Yes, nom.
3. I think it’s safe to say everyone will pretend to be the quirky Zooey Deschannel for him. No matter your race or ethnicity. “hey, I’m Zooey! Let’s make out! Let’s fall in love for 500 Days and stuff”
4. He was like the dork in high school but the good looking dork that you secretly wanted to get with but wouldn’t admit it to your friends because well, he’s dorky and picks his nose - not discreetly. Gross? Only if he doesn’t eat his nose findings. You’re so game!
5. He likes indie bands. You like indie bands. Hipster heaven.
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